The Cumslut

Primary Category: Oral Sex

Price: $29.95/month Updates: Weekly Reviewed On: January 7, 2005 by Oz
Content Quality: 12/20 Content Quantity: 7/10 Content Variety: 7/10 Updates: 7/10 Surfability: 3/10	Members Area Ads: 5/5 Interaction: 1/5 Originality: 5/5 Value: 5/10 Overall Impression: 9/15

Score: 61, HONORABLE MENTION

Quick Facts

Pros:
- Good variety of amateur blowjob/facial/cumeating content
- CJ is extremely slutty

Cons:
- Lots of navigational issues (Page Not Found errors galore)
- Small pic size
- Some blurry and poor quality pictures
- Poor interaction
- Unclear update schedule

Members Area Content as of January 7, 2005:
Pics of The Cumslut: 73 photosets for a total of approximately 1,500 pics
Vids of The Cumslut: 152 very short clips in MPG format
Other Content: Message board

The Cumslut Review

TheCumslut.com is the home of CJ, a prim and proper young lady who's currently studying to enter the convent and devote herself to a life of puritanical virtue. Ok, who am I kidding? This chick is a slut and she knows it: just look at her domain. Seriously, CJ is a pretty cute (albeit a bit trashy) blonde with a decent body (my baby got some back for sure, mah brotha!) and a penchant for performing all sorts of degrading and submissive sexual acts with multiple guys. As long as she's sucking dick, getting fucked, and eating lots of thick, warm jizz, CJ's a happy camper. All of the action here is documented in pics and vids, but as we'll see, there are some problems throughout the members area that limited my enjoyment quite a bit.

The Cumslut.com members area is pretty clear-cut as far as organization, although (as I'll talk about in a sec) I did encounter some navigational problems as I went through the site. Basically, a big graphical menu at the top of the page provides you with 4 choices: Movies, Pictures, Message Board, and Contact Me. The rest of the main page is taken up with links to the newest updates, links to what CJ calls her Feature Shoots, a link to The Cumslut message board, and a welcome message from CJ. I headed over to the Pictures section first.

Once in CJ's photo area, you get a textual listing of all of her photosets (currently 73 of them), divided into 7 categories: Sucking, Fucking, Rimming (Ass Licking), Requests, Solo, Cumshots, Members Parties, and Feature Shoots. There aren't any preview thumbnails or anything, so you'll have to content yourself with the title and accompanying 3 or 4 word description to get an idea of what to expect. One of first things I noticed when I started checking out CJ's photos is that there aren't very many per set. I mean, 20 pics is a big photoset to her. A lot of time you might get 12, or 8, or even 3 and that's it. The only place I saw rather lengthy series was in the Feature Shoots section so perhaps that's what makes them "Feature". Anyhow, the pics themselves are sort of all over the map as far as quality and size go. I don't think I saw anything bigger than 640 x 480, and some are smaller than that. Quality-wise, some of the pics aren't too bad for an amateur site, but then you also have some that look pretty bad: poorly lit, grainy or blurry. As if to showcase this irregularity of size and quality, there are also several galleries which, by design, contain "random cumshot pics", "random sucking pics", "random pics of me having sex", etc. Checking out the thumbnail gallery for these sets is sort of like looking at a checkerboard: you've got light pics, dark pics, blurry pics, grainy pics. On the positive side, the 15 Feature Shoots here typically have quite a few pics (100-200) and are usually pretty good quality.

Moving on to the Movies section, I found 152 MPG clips to check out. The design of this area was a bit cluttered to me: all of the videos are listed in a big wall of text (no preview thumbs) with the titles and descriptions of each clip all smooshed together. In addition, you pretty much have to mouseover everything in order to figure out what is and is not clickable. Some of the videos have a title in black text and a description in red and you click the title to see the clip. In others, there's no title at all and the red text description is what you click to check things out. It's not rocket science to figure it out, but it can be a bit confusing and certainly doesn't look as nice visually as it could. Quality-wise, the videos don't look half bad. Some of them are even watchable at full-screen, which surprised me after the issues with pic quality. There's a slight variance amongst the clips (some look better, some worse), but overall, they look fine for an amateur site. I did notice that they're all pretty short though, clocking in at anywhere from 30 seconds to 1 minute most of the time.

As I alluded to earlier, I hit a few navigational bumps as I surfed the Pictures and Movies sections, mainly in the form of Page Not Found errors. This happened enough to be rather annoying after awhile. Even odder, sometimes I'd watch a clip or check out a gallery and it'd work fine. Go back five minutes later and it'd be Page Not Found. Figure that one out. Sometimes closing the browser and logging in again would fix the problem, sometimes it wouldn't. There's a note on the main page saying that they are in the process of redesigning the members area, so I'm not sure if this is causing some glitches or if the stuff just simply isn't on the server. Either way, I'd obviously like to see whatever the problem is fixed.

The subject matter of both the pics and the vids is what's going to be the main draw here and, as you might expect from someone who calls herself The Cumslut, it's all super hardcore. You'll get to see CJ whoring around in just about every way possible. She sucks multiple dicks (she's a pro at giving head BTW), gets fucked one-on-one and in threesomes, foursomes, and moresomes, has copious amount of sticky jizm blasted all over her face, and of course does plenty of cumeating. She's got no problem with anal or interracial sex (there are a few black gangbangs here) and she loves being submissive and offering up at least her mouth to seemingly any guy who comes down the pike (she seems to have quite a fondness for hairy, old men with potbellies---but then again who doesn't?). Just browsing through, I saw CJ sucking dick and getting fucked with a dog collar and leash around her neck, eating cum off of food and slurping down multiple loads out of a dog bowl, sucking dick with jizz on her face, getting facefucked, and drinking cum out of a glass. She also licks a plethora of balls and snakes her tongue in black and white assholes alike as if she's digging for gold. Definitely a wide variety of very hardcore stuff to be had here.

Other than the pics and vids, there's not too much else here. You get an email address (which is most likely just for tech support; despite what the tour implies, I didn't see any link for CJ's personal email) and a message board. This thing is pretty much dead and I didn't even notice CJ posting on it, so not many thrills to be had there. CJ doesn't do any camshows or anything from an interaction perspective, but she does claim that she fucks her members. Whether this is true or not, I have no idea. Since there's no way to contact her, I'm not sure how you would get in on the action anyway.

Bottom Line

I think The Cumslut is a waste of talent. What I mean is this: here you have this pretty cute, blonde babe who's willing to service pretty much any guy (white, black, fat, skinny, old, young, you name it) you put in front of her, take huge cumshots on her face, eat multiple loads of jizz in every degrading way possible, and get big dicks shoved up her ass, and you then proceed to build a mediocre site around her. This is unfortunate because I think CJ has the potential to have a great site. As I said in the review, navigational problems, short videos, small photosets, and pic size and quality issues plague this site throughout. The subject matter of the content is great, which makes it more of a shame that the quality and design couldn't measure up. If you're a die-hard fan of this niche and you really want to see CJ in action (check out the samples to see what you think of her) regardless of the problems I've mentioned, then go for it. Otherwise, I'd refer you to some of the related sites (at the bottom of this review) that do this sort of thing much better.

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