Rectal Rooter

Primary Category: Anal, Secondary Category: Reality
Rectal Rooter Review
Price: $29.97/month (recurring); $59.97 for 3 months (recurring)
Updates: Unknown (network updates daily)
Review Updated On: November 17, 2009 by Oz

Content Quality: 16/20
Content Quantity: 7/10
Content Variety: 7/10
Updates: 7/10
Surfability: 8/10

Members Area Ads: 4/5
Interaction: 0/5
Originality: 5/5
Value: 8/10
Overall Impression: 11/15

Score: 73, BRONZE

Quick Facts
- Nice-sized archive of anal vids
- Well-done gimmick
- Bonus access to the rest of the Mega Porn Access network

- Pics are just vidcaps
- Unclear update schedule

Members Area Content as of November 17, 2009:
Rectal Rooter Episodes: 36 episodes (each typically includes a video and vidcap gallery)
Other Content: Access to the other 68 members areas in the Mega Porn Access network, videos from a variety of adult DVD's

Rectal Rooter Review

Are you a hot chick who needs your ass inspected? Or maybe you're a sexy babe whose got a big plumbing job you just don't have the dough to pay for. Or maybe you're a horny guy who just wants to jerk off to girls getting big dicks shoved up their butts. No matter what you are, have no fear, the Rectal Rooter guys are here! Today I'm taking a follow-up look at, another reality site from the guys in the Mega Porn Access network focusing on (you guessed it) hot babes getting fucked in the ass by dudes posing as plumbers. They show up at a plethora of hottie's houses for free ass inspections and they're sure to have the chick's pipes wide open before they're through (if you know what I mean). For more typical plumbing tasks, they're also more than willing to accept on the barrel head as a method of payment. Of course, the Rectal Rooter guys are kind enough to film all of the action so you can come along for the ride. Membership to this site also gives you access to the other 68 members areas in the Mega Porn Access network, which provide a good mix of porn in a wide variety of niches.

Logging into the members area initially takes you to the main network page where you'll find links to the latest updates to the network as well as a keyword and category search, a model index, and links to all of the sites included in the network. The Rectal Rooter members area has a clearcut setup. All of the 36 available scenes are listed over several pages with a preview pic. Each scene typically includes a video and a vidcap gallery although I did notice some scenes that only contain a gallery of large vidcaps and no video as I was clicking around. I have no idea if they're still updating the site...all of the dates on the episodes read 10/27/2008.

The videos are really where it's at with this site, so let's take a look at those first. Each full vid is split up into multiple smaller clips and offered in a full-length version. The vids come in a variety of formats: WMV (in high and low quality), Flash, and MPG. The high end stuff weighs in at 320 x 240 at 400-900K and looks average to pretty good. It also looks like the quality of the vids has improved over time, with some of the older clips looking a bit dark and slightly more pixelated than the more recent material. It'd be cool to see a DVD or HD quality version added here but with the unclear update schedule I'm not sure how likely that is to happen.

As far as subject matter, the gimmick here is pretty unique, albeit a bit farfetched. Basically, the premise is that the dudes bringing you the footage here operate a "plumbing" company called Rectal Rooter. In some of the scenes I watched, it seems like the guys are called to inspect the pipes of the hot babe of the day. They show up at the house and before long the slut is ass up having her tight little poop chute examined. In other scenes, they make a little bit more of a storyline out of it with the chicks calling Rectal Rooter for an actual (wink wink) plumbing job. They even explain the ever-present camera by saying it has to do with quality control on the job; nice touch there. Upon arrival, they decide to convince the babe to fuck them, so they greatly exaggerate the price of the job and tell the chick that if she lets them bone her, she won't have to pay a dime. From there the action goes down pretty much as you'd expect it to. The girl gets naked, sucks some dick, gets fucked in her pussy, and toward the end of the scene, gets a nice big cock shoved up her ass. After reaming her butthole for awhile, your friendly neighborhood RectalRooter man blows a fat wad all over the chick's face.

The main perk to becoming a member of RectalRooter is the bonus access you receive to the other 24 sites in the Mega Porn Access network. These include: Black Bros White Hoes, College Fuckfest, Euro Fuck Trip, Yank My Crank, Mommy Loves Cock, Border Bangers, Milk My Cock, Tranny Hunt, and Strip Club Exposed. I've done full reviews of College Fuckfest, and Black Bros White Hoes. These sites contain lots of cool content in a variety of niches (anal, MILF, BJ/Facials, Latina, and more). There's also a large selection of video feeds drawn from various adult DVD's.

Bottom Line
Rectal Rooter has a good-sized archive of anal content and a cute reality site gimmick, but as with most large networks, the whole is greater than its parts. Despite some hiccups, fans of anal action are sure to enjoy Rectal Rooter's scenes, but check out the other sites in the network as well to be sure you'll get your money's worth out of the network as a whole. They've got a pretty nice variety of niches to choose from and I think you'll dig most, if not all, of the Mega Porn Access network offerings. Check them out and see what you think.
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