I'm a Nympho

Primary Category: Swingers, Secondary Category: Oral Sex

Price: $29.95/month (recurring); $99.95 for 365 days
Updates: Daily; new Alanna content added weekly
Reviewed On: November 9, 2008 by Oz

Content Quality: 15/20
Content Quantity: 10/10
Content Variety: 9/10
Updates: 8/10
Surfability: 7/10

Members Area Ads: 4/5
Interaction: 5/5
Originality: 5/5
Value: 9/10
Overall Impression: 12/15

Score: 84, SILVER

Quick Facts
- Huge archive of photos and videos
- A ton of live camshows each week
- Lots of personality
- Enormous amount of bonus access

- Quality could be better all around
- Could use more sorting/search options

Members Area Content as of November 9, 2008:
Pics of Alanna: 60,000+ pics
Vids of Alanna: 250+ vids
Webcam: 6 weekly camshows, 24/7 house cams
Other Content: About Me section, Alanna's blog, access to the 8 additional members areas in The Nymphos Network, access to the entire Chick Pass network (over 70 members areas), access to the entire TAC Amateurs network (over 150 members areas), access to Sex Cam Central, RudeTV, and Camz live cam networks, Alanna's Camz and Private Camz archives

I'm a Nympho Review

On my review plate today is a follow-up look at TheNympho.com, home of Alanna, a cute blonde babe, who (as her site name declares) is a swinging nymphomaniac. Usually when girls proclaim that they are nymphos or sex-crazed, I figure it's mostly just hype for their site. In this case however, believe the hype! Alanna sucks and fucks pretty much any guy or girl she can get her hands on (sometimes 2 or 3 or more at a time) and often brings along her girlfriends to do it! Her and her husband Seth have been online for awhile (1999/2000) and they've compiled quite a large archive of content (mainly pics) for you to check out. There's also a ton of personality in Alanna's site from her 6 weekly webcam shows to her diary and lengthy biography, as well as other things throughout the site. Your membership here also gives you access to an absolutely enormous amount of bonus material including 8 additional members areas in The Nymphos Network and hundreds of other sites in the Chick Pass and TAC Amateurs networks. Let's dive right in and see what we got...

It looks like Alanna's done a redesign since I was last here...she's spruced things up a bit and also streamlined the members area design. The main page is loaded with links. In the center, you'll find Alanna's content divided up into various categories (Solo, Girl-Girl, Interracial, Group Sex, etc.). Alanna's camshow schedule is listed down the righthand side and the plethora of bonus material included in your membership is linked up at the bottom. A menu across the top of the page connects you with other items of note including Alanna's cam archive and blog. Now that you know the basic setup, let's dig into the content...

The archive here is quite large with 60,000+ pics and 250+ videos. Photos and videos are all listed together here (sometimes there are both a photoset and a video for a scene, sometimes just one or the other) so probably the easiest way to start here is just to jump into a category you find intriquing and start clicking around. Checking out the pics, it looks like most of the galleries are viewable in gallery format, as a slideshow, or you can download the whole set as a zip file. Quality wise, the pics are all over the place and vary quite a bit. Some look pretty good while others are just average. The same goes for size. Some are 600 x 800 while others are 525 x 700 and smaller. Also, due to the spontaneous nature of a lot of the pics, there are some lighting issues and quite a few blurry pics mixed in as well. As far as subject matter, needless to say, there's a ton of shit here, and it's pretty much all hardcore. As I said earlier, Alanna really lives up to her Nympho title! There's a ton of girl-girl action, boy/girl, anal, threesomes, groups, wild swinger parties (complete with a sex swing--how appropriate), multi-girl BJ's, facials, interracial sex, food play, some solo masturbation shoots, and even a bondage set. Primarily though, you get to see Alanna doing what she does best: fucking and sucking any guy or gal who strikes her fancy.

Alanna's got a pretty hefty video section here with 250+ videos and over 200 hours of live footage. Nothing's dated here (except for the most recent additions) and you can't arrange things by date so it's hard to assess what's new and what's old. All of the vids I checked out offered a Flash version for streaming (in-browser) and a few different WMV clips (in low, medium, and high quality) for stream or download. Like the pics, there's definitely some variability here...what I'm assuming is the older stuff comes in at 320 x 240 at 200K or 700K while the more recent material is 640 x 480 at 888K. To be honest, none of the quality versions really ever get above average, at least not in any of the clips I watched. And some of the lower quality vids are pretty much unwatchable. It's the sort of thing where they get the job done I suppose but the quality could be bumped up a few notches for sure. The subject matter of the videos is similar to the pics, containing sucking, fucking, group sex, girl-girl, a black gangbang, anal, facials, and more.

Alanna has a ton of interactive features on her site. First, she does a whopping 6 live camshows a week. Some of these are on Camz and some are on Rude (of course you also received access to all of the shows on those two networks). One of these shows is "Penis or Plastic" a really unique and long-running porno gameshow that's very entertaining. The guys answer questions like a quiz show and then the chatroom and the girls themselves vote on who should win or whether the girls should stick with toys (hence the plastic) for the evening. Alanna also has 24/7 housecams running through both Housecams and Rude spy cams. In addition to the webcam stuff, Alanna has a blog that she writes quite lengthy entries in every week or so. There's definitely lots of personality to be had here. Speaking of personality, if you haven't gotten the message yet, Alanna's site is awesome in this respect. Besides her incredibly frequent webcam shows, Alanna also has an extensive biography on the site which describes how her site came about, her opinions on sex and swinging, her hobbies and interestd, and lots of other stuff. Regardless of content, her charm comes through in her writing and she seems like a really sweet girl. There's also a piece written by Seth entitled "Our Story" which you may be interested in, but make sure you've got a comfortable chair and a beverage of your choice 'cuz it's looooong. Anyhow, the point is if you like to get to know your amateur webgirl on a more personal level, Alanna is an excellent choice.

As I mentioned at the outset, there's an enormous amount of bonus content here. First, you receive access to the 8 other members areas included in Alanna's The Nymphos Network. In addition, you also get access to the Chickpass Network...this network is truly huge with 70+ amateur members areas as well as multiple content archives to check out. As if all that weren't enough, you also gain access to the TAC Amateurs Network. This is another enormous amateur network featuring over 150 members areas. Going into anymore detail than I just have is probably beyond the scope of this review but suffice to say, the gargantuan amount of content you receive access to could keep you busy for years lol.

Bottom Line
Alanna's site was a little difficult to score. When I last visited, she had some design issues going on...she's improved the navigation here although I still found myself just kinda diving in and clicking on stuff as opposed to zeroing in on something specific. She has an enormous archive of hardcore pics and videos, but they (especially the older stuff) leave a bit to be desired in the quality department. Her price is a bit higher than a lot of amateurs, but you do receive access to an enormous amount of content in both hers and the other network members areas. I guess the deciding factor here (assuming you like Alanna's looks) has to be Alanna's personality and interaction with her members. If you want DVD quality video and could give a rat's ass about interacting with the chick you're jerking off to, you might want to look elsewhere. But, if you like "real" amateurs, girls with real personalities, who do their sites for fun and like chatting with, performing for, and even meeting and fucking their members, then you will most likely be happy with Alanna, The Nympho.
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