Horny Birds

Primary Category: Parties, Secondary Category: Reality
Horny Birds
Price: $24.95/month (recurring); $49.83 for 90 days
Updates: 1-2 updates a month
Reviewed On: February 16, 2012 by Oz

Content Quality: 17/20
Content Quantity: 7/10
Content Variety: 8/10
Updates: 6/10
Surfability: 8/10

Members Area Ads: 3/5
Interaction: 1/5
Originality: 5/5
Value: 7/10
Overall Impression: 12/15

Score: 74, BRONZE


Quick Facts
Pros:
- Exclusive content
- Unique, elaborate episodes
- Very hot girls
- Good quality pics and vids

Cons:
- Small archive
- Videos aren't downloadable
- Updates only come 1-2 times a month

Members Area Content as of February 16, 2012:
Horny Birds Pics: 13 photosets; 9,000+ pics
Horny Birds Vids: 13 videos
Other Content" Bonus scenes from the Muffia network


Horny Birds Review

Horny Birds is a unique site where you'll have a front row seat as hot and horny chicks party hard on vacation and at bachelorette and birthday parties. The episodes are quite long--usually an hour to an hour and a half-- and are very elaborate, involving 10-20 girls, male strippers, locations ranging from large houses, various strip clibs, beaches, hotels, and more. Most of the girls are super hot and young (some slutty, some more girl-next-door-ish) but there are some older women and even grandmas in some of the scenes to add to the realism. The scenes each have a different storyline: in one episode I watched, several girlfriends are going on vacation to the Caribbean; in a few others, the babes are having a wild bachelorette party; and in a couple of others the ladies are celebrating one girl's birthday or another chick's divorce from her cheating husband.

There's a good portion of each episode which doesn't involve any nudity or hardcore action at all. You're pretty much along for the ride for the duration of the event so you'll see the girls traveling in a limo to the strip club or going to the airport or getting ready in the bathroom or just shooting the shit before the party. Once guys enter the picture (typically male strippers hired to entertain the horny babes), things get a bit wilder. There's some nudity (happily, from the girls as well as the male strippers) and many of the babes are enticed into some hardcore action. Maybe they just jerk the guy's dick a little or take turns sucking him off...at least one or two chicks in each episode drop their panties, spread their legs and get fucked by the condom-wearing casanova. And, there's always much cheering when the dude gets off, splooging in one of the hotties' mouths or jizzing in the condom and then dripping it all over the girl's chest or legs. This is reality porn at its finest and they obviously put a lot of effort into these scenes.

Checking out the members area, they've got a nice looking setup here with all of the available episodes listed right on the main page along with several ads. The site's archive goes back to July 2011 but is still pretty small with just 13 scenes currently available. They typically only add 1-2 updates a month so that probably explains why. Each episode comes with a photoset, a screencap gallery, and a video. The videos come with very limited options. They're available in Flash format and are offered for streaming only; no downloadable option is provided. The clips are full-length but you can jump around in the scene using links at the bottom of the video. The videos are good quality although there's some variability depending on the setting of the footage.

For example, as I talked about earlier, you may have a single video that goes from a dimly lit limo backseat to a brightly lit living room to a beach with the wind blowing and jerky camerawork to a slightly dark bedroom for some hardcore action. As expected, the video quality changes along with the video conditions. As for the photosets, they're usually quite huge with 650-700+ pics per shoot. The pics are viewable as a gallery or you can download the entire set as a zip file. The photos themselves weigh in at 600 x 900, which is a bit on the small side, but they're high quality pics. They're typically clear and well-lit although, as with the videos, the spontaneous, party nature of the shoots can sometimes result in some lighting issues here and there.

Bonus content here was at first a bit puzzling to me and seemingly non-existent. There's a Bonus Videos link in the main menu which purports to offer an archive of bonus videos from sites in the Muffia network. However, when I tried to view them, it asked me to join before I could view anything. I then figured out that there are a bunch of what they're calling "Locked Updates" which can't be viewed, but as you go through the pages archive, particularly in the older pages, there are in fact various video scenes that can be viewed. They also link to a live cam site but this of course, charges $ for private shows. The main focus here is definitely the unique, exclusive Horny Birds scenes but you can check out some of the Muffia vids as well.


Bottom Line
Horny Birds is a site where the scenes are great, but a lot of other things are not. The site is small and updates only come in 1-2 times a month. Probably the biggest bummer is the lack of downloadable videos. I'd love to see those added. On the plus side, the scenes are lengthy (typically an hour or more) and elaborate, and really give you the feeling you're behind the scenes as horny and sexy chicks party and get naked and naughty. The pics and vids are good quality as well although, as I mentioned in the review, sometimes the production values suffer due to the "party" nature of the footage. Overall, the episodes are definitely worth checking out but the site could use some tweaks in other areas in order to bring it up to speed.
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