Pros:
- Very unique pseudo-hardcore Spring Break content
- Videos are very high quality
- Large amount of bonus content
Cons:
- Somewhat repetitive
- Some of the content is more amusing than arousing
- No longer appear to be updating
Members Area Content as of November 21, 2008:
Gorilla Gras Pics: 34 galleries for a total of approximately 2,000 pics
Gorilla Gras Vids: 45 videos
Other Content: Bonus access to Spring Break University, large archives of pics and vids in 40 categories, fetish photo archive, Lightspeed Hot Shots, plug-ins to 11 different reality sites
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You know, it's getting harder and harder these days to come up with a really unique idea for a pornsite or even to give an existing idea a new spin. Well, the guys at GorillaGras.com have managed to do just that by adding an original twist to the common Spring Break/Mardi Gras/Public Nudity style sites that have been cropping up quite a bit over the past several years. As ridiculous as it is entertaining, the gimmick behind Gorilla Gras is the following: King Shlong, a big ol' gorilla with a huge 18 inch cock (who, of course, is a dude dressed in an ape suit with a giant black rubber penis attached to it) is wreaking havoc worldwide, molesting drunken coed babes and squirting his thick jungle juice (some sort of Pina Colada type mixture that actually shoots out of the rubber dick) in their mouths and all over their faces and bodies. Naturally, all of the action is captured in pics and vids so we won't miss a minute of the action as King Shlong invades such places as Lake Havasu, Key West, and Cancun.
Joining Gorilla Gras gives you access to quite a bit of bonus content in the form of a few extra sites and plug-ins. As a result, when you first enter the members area, you'll see links to a lot of other stuff besides King Shlong's Gorilla Gras adventures. I'll be discussing this bonus material later on in the review. For now, The "Gorilla Gras" link in the middle of the page takes us where we want to be, so I clicked right on through and got started. The Gorilla Gras members area is divided into two sections: Photos and Videos. Within these two big divisions are various subcategories; some describing the action you'll see in the pics or vids (Gorilla Cock, Nudity, Funny Action), others denoting the locations where the content was shot (Lake Havasu, New Orleans, Key West, Cancun). There's an Outtakes section as well. When you first enter the Gorilla Gras members area, you'll end up in the Photos part of the site by default. You can switch over to Videos by clicking either of two convenient links at the top of the page and the bottom of the sub-category menu. The main drawback to this setup is that some of the scenes they've shot here have both pics and vids, but they're not linked up together so you'll kind of have to go back and forth between the two sections a bit to find out if a gallery you saw in the photos area has an accompanying video. Other than that, everything looks to be organized pretty well. As far as updates go, it doesn't look like they're updating this site anymore, so what you see is what you get.
For starters, let's take a look at the pics. There are 34 galleries offered here and around 2,000 total pics. All of the photos at Gorilla Gras are pretty much the same dimensions: 600 x 800 (or a little less) which is just fine size-wise. The quality is actually pretty good as far as party pics go; I didn't find any really crappy looking shots although a few were slightly blurry or had some lighting problems. When you're dealing with these sort of impromptu public nudity pics, this is to be expected of course. Overall though, things look surprisingly clear. Probably the thing that suffers the most here is picture composition since obviously the majority of these shots aren't really posed or anything; rather, they're snapped pretty much on the fly as King Shlong goes about his merry way. For the most part though, the guys do a pretty good job of getting what you want to see into the picture. Turning our attention to the 45 available videos, things really look great. They weigh in at a standard 320 x 240 size-wise, but possess a whopping bitrate of 1.40MBps. I was very pleasantly surprised by how nice the vid clips looked throughout the site, regardless of lighting conditions (bright sun and dead of night, indoor and outdoor settings) or the haphazard party commotion; the guys here must be using a good camera.
As I mentioned in the intro, the gimmick here is probably one of the most fanciful, ridiculous, and unique things I've seen in awhile. Basically, the pics and videos here follow King Shlong as he creates "primal mayhem" at multiple (in)famous party locations such as Lake Havasu in Arizona, New Orleans, and Cancun, Mexico, among others. The footage in general resembles your typical SpringBreak/Mardi Gras content: tons of drunken partiers crowding the streets, the bars, the beaches (and at least in Lake Havasu's case, the boats) of various party spots, sexy coed chicks flashing their tits or running around in nearly non-existent string bikinis or skimpy street clothes while guzzling booze by the gallon. Now enter King Shlong, a gorilla with a penchant for plastering half-naked babes and an 18 inch dick to help him do it. Out and about, cruising the streets for babes to hose down, this damned dirty ape (Planet of the Apes reference there for those keeping score) finds plenty of worthy targets. These chicks are enticed into offering their faces, mouths, and scantily clad bodies up to King's humongous dong for some Mardi Gras beads or the much-coveted Gorilla Gras trucker's hat. As soon as the girl gets down by his dick, King Shlong lets loose with several huge spurts of his primate protein shake, filling their mouths in seconds, dousing their faces, and (in the case of most of his bikini clad victims) showering their bodies with milky white juice. Some of the babes flinch after the first shot, others revel in the experience: jerking, sucking, and milking that big ol' ape dick like it's the real thing. You know these chicks gotta be wild in the sack: they're getting off on a giant rubber gorilla penis for pete's sake.
While the content here is definitely unique and entertaining, I could see how it might get repetitious after awhile. The girls are different and the locales change somewhat, but after you've watched several videos and seen King Shlong spray his chimp chowder all over multiple chicks, the novelty may begin to wear off. I guess it depends on how much you like Spring Break content and/or how amusing you find the whole gorilla gimmick to be. The women here are certainly hot, some more than others, and I even noticed a couple of webgirls (Oasis and Peachez18, both reviewed here at QAP conveniently enough) getting a King Shlong shower and facial in some of the Lake Havasu footage. I guess the main draw here, other than the pure uniqueness of the content, is the pseudo-hardcore twist that Gorilla Gras brings to the typical Spring Break style site.
As I said earlier, your membership at Gorilla Gras includes access to some bonus sites and plug-ins. First off, you get access to the Spring Break University members area. This is a pretty large site containing a ton of Spring Break/Mardi Gras photos and videos from a lot of different party locations including New Orleans, Panama City, Key West, and Cancun. I've done a full review of this site for QAP, so check that out for full details. In addition to Spring Break University, Gorilla Gras also provides you with a large archive of adult photos and videos divided into around 40 different categories ranging from Amateur, Anal, Blondes, and Bondage to Foot Fetish, Interracial, Oral, Schoolgirls, and Voyeur. There are also plug-ins to 11 reality sites that you can check out. These cover most of the typical reality niches: sex on a boat, gangbangs, MILFs, ass-to-mouth, anal sex, and more. Lastly, there's an archive of fetish photos called Erotic Kittens and access to Lightspeed's Hotshots which contains the most popular galleries of various Lightspeed models (Jordan Capri and Tawnee Stone to name a few).
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If you're a fan of Spring Break/Mardi Gras content, but have grown somewhat bored with the same old pics and vids of girls flashing their tits or strutting around in bikinis, Gorilla Gras offers a unique and entertaining alternative. Of course I have to give points for originality here (the dude's freaking wearing a gorilla suit that shoots Pina Colada's out of the 18 inch dick attachment, for crying out loud), but the site also fulfills the hardcore fantasy factor (i.e. seeing these coed babes get cummed on) that's missing from most Spring Break sites. The quality, especially of the vids, is great for a site like this and there's quite a bit of bonus content to check out as well. As I said, I don't believe they're going updating this site any longer, but what *is* here is certainly cool so surf on over and check out Gorilla Gras.
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