Pros:
- Decent-sized archive of rough blowjob/female humiliation content
- Bonus access to DirtyDanza.com
Cons:
- Pics are just vidcaps
- Lots of page not found errors
- No clear update schedule
Members Area Content as of February 11, 2005:
Dirty's Dick Suckers Vids: 38 full videos
Dirty's Dick Suckers Vidcaps: 38 vidcap galleries
Other Content: Bonus access to DirtyDanza.com
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DirtysDickSuckers.com features the work of Dirty Danza, a young porn producer who shoot scenes that are reminiscent (at least to me) of the legendary Max Hardcore. In other words, this dude really knows how to treat dem bitches! The site contains videos and vidcap galleries of around 40 models having their throats and mouths abused by Dirty D himself (the focus here is on BJ's, as you probably guessed from the domain name). Ready? Let's go rough up some hoes.
The main members page here consists of a few ads for some pills to increase your cum volume, a link to the other Dirty Danza site you receive access to (DirtyDanza.com), and some text menus linking to the sites content and some bonus items. It looks like all of the various models and episodes on the site are listed under "The Bitches", so that's where I headed to start the review.
There are 38 girls here, each with her own video and vidcap gallery. Each scene has a preview thumbnail and an accompanying description from Dirty to give you some idea of what to expect. The vidcaps are pretty good quality (for vidcaps, at least) and weigh in at 640 x 480. Sometimes the galleries only have around 10 or so captures, other times there are upwards of 200. As always, I'd prefer to see hi-res pics here, but at least the caps are something if you like to see some still shots of the action. Moving on to the videos (which are the main focus of the site), they come in two flavors, WMV and MPG, and the full videos usually range from 7 to 15 minutes. The WMV clip is labeled as "stream" because it's lesser quality, but you can stream and download both video versions if you choose. The WMV vids weigh in at 320 x 240 at 221Kbps or 345Kbps. Some of the WMV clips look better than others quality-wise, but they're all pretty watchable at at least 200%. The MPG vids are 352 x 240 and slightly better quality. Either version should suit your needs, as they both look pretty good. One final note: for whatever reason, the first 8 episode's videos didn't work for me. When I clicked them, I was forwarded to a join page instead of the video playing. Not sure what's up with that.
As far as subject matter, the scenes all go down in roughly the same way. Dirty Danza greets the "bitch" of the day in an apartment, hotel, or similar location. After a brief interview segment where he bullshits with the chicks and typically demeans them in the process, he has them strip so he can inspect and fondle the goods. After that, the girls drop to their knees and the dick sucking begins in earnest. As you might expect, this involves a lot of throat stretching, face fucking, dick slapping, and hair pulling as well as a good deal of gagging, spitting, and even puking. The scene ends with a big goopy cumshot all over the chick's face. I also saw a few pissing scenes when I was browsing through: in one a girl got her ass and asshole pissed all over pre-blowjob, in another an already facialed chick let's Dirty Danza piss straight into her mouth and even gargles it. Most of the girls on the site looked pretty hot, albeit a bit--or very--trashy (which seems to be par for the course for this style of site).
There's some bonus content here, but other than the bonus site access you receive to DirtyDanza.com, it doesn't amount to much if for no other reason than a lot of it can't actually be found. There's a Photos section with three hi-res pic galleries in it, two of which aren't porn-related at all. One's a gallery of a Motocross event and the other contains pics of the USS Arizona memorial at Pearl Harbor. The third features Dirty posing with Heather, one of the models from the video portion of the site. There's also a message board that gives a Page Not Found error as well as what looks to be a link to another girl's members area, but hits you with a Not Found error as well. The 404's keep coming with the Funny Ass Shit section, which should contain a glossary of obscure sexual terms, but actually contains nothing. Anyhow, the big bonus feature here is access to DirtyDanza.com which contains 23 scenes similar in setup and subject matter to the ones on Dirty's Dick Suckers. Each scene has a WMV and MPG video and a gallery of screencaps.
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There's nothing jaw-droppingly spectacular at DirtysDickSucker.com, but if you're fan of this genre, Dirty Danza has some stuff on both of his sites that you might want to check out. I guess my main complaint here is all of the Page Not Found errors and 8 inaccessible scenes which to me simply come from human error and carelessness. Aside from that, the content is decent enough to be worth a look; give it a try if you want to see some bitches get what's coming to them :-)
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Please note: for legal reasons, we are unable to provide samples of sexually-explicit pictures.
Although the pictures that we provide as samples are not sexually-explicit and are exempt from 18 U.S.C. Section 2257, you can find the compliance notice for this site here.
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