Captain Stabbin

Primary Category: Reality, Secondary Category: Anal

Price: $4.95 for a 3 day trial (recurs at $39.95/month); $24.95/month (recurring)
Updates: Unknown
Review Updated On: September 16, 2008 by Oz

Content Quality: 16/20
Content Quantity: 10/10
Content Variety: 7/10
Updates: 6/10
Surfability: 9/10

Members Area Ads: 4/5
Interaction: 2/5
Originality: 5/5
Value: 10/10
Overall Impression: 12/15

Score: 81, SILVER

Quick Facts
- Lots of anal pics and vids
- Large archive of episodic content (pictures and videos)
- Bonus access to the rest of the Reality Kings network
- Super simple navigation

- Not being regularly updated
- Older content is of lesser quality

Members Area Content as of September 16, 2008:
Pics: 255 photosets, 25,000+ pics
Vids: 255 videos
Webcam: 20 hours of live camshows per week with 4 of the Reality Kings models
Other Content: Access to the other 23 sites in the Reality Kings network, access to various video feeds and house cams

Captain Stabbin Review

Ahoy, matey! Welcome aboard! Today we're checking out, a nautically themed hardcore website and another one of the many great reality-based sites offered up by our friends at the Reality Kings network. As of this writing, I've nearly all of the Reality Kings sites (as well as the network itself) so be sure to check out those reviews for full detail on these great members areas.. I'm psyched to check out Captain Stabbin because I'm a big fan of the reality genre, the Reality Kings network has some great content, and it also gives me an opportunity to use every lame nautical euphemism for sex that I can think of. What more could I ask for? Let's check things out.

Captain Stabbin combines a few different niches in one site: anal sex (all of the girls here get their assholes stuffed), intergenerational sex (an older dude getting fucked and sucked by much younger girls), and outdoor sex (all of the action here takes place on a boat on the open water). The story behind the site is this: Captain Stabbin (an older guy--I'd say in his 50's--who likes to wear huge mirrored sunglasses, a captain's hat that might have belonged to Gavin McLeod on The Love Boat, and appears to be missing at least one tooth) and his 2 younger crewmen scour the local beaches and clubs for young hotties they can convince to take a ride on their nice big boat. Once on board, the girls end up taking a ride on a couple of other things, namely the captain's dick (or as he calls it, his "Stabbin Dog") and the dick of at least one of his crewmates. Of course, all of the action is captured in photos and videos for you check out on Now that you know the gimmick, we can take a closer look at the site.

The members area at Captain Stabbin is similar to all of the other Reality Kings websites. Logging into the members area will take you to the Captain Stabbin main page where you'll find the most recent episode linked up in the center of the page and the last couple months of scenes listed below that. All the archived episodes are accessible via a link down at the bottom of the page. A menu across the top of the page hooks you up with the other sites in the network as well as some nice sorting and search features that allow you to sort the content based on model name, keyword, date added, and member rating, among other things. The network update schedule is also listed up top...the network is updated daily (multiple sites receive updates on any given day) but unfortunately it looks like Captain Stabbin is no longer being regularly updated. That's not to say new episodes don't come in from time to time but there's no set schedule for them at present.

The setup here is identical to the other sites in the network. Each girl/episode comes with a full video, a vidcap gallery, and a photoset. There are a number of video options available. They offer a full-length video version and also split the full clip into 3 big chunks and multiple (30+) one-minute long clips. Everything is available for stream or download except for the full-length version which is download only. All of the clips are in WMV format but the one-minute long clips also offer an MPG option (the one-minute vids also come in broadband and dial-up versions). Video quality varies depending on the age of the clip (the archive here goes back several years). The oldest vids weigh in at 352 x 240 at 350K and look just average while vids in the middle of the archive have the same specs but look quite a bit better. The most recent videos are 480 x 360 x 750K and look quite good even when bumped up to full-screen. Pictures-wise, each scene also comes with an accompanying photoset. The older pics are definitely on the small side at 640 x 480 but the more recent stuff bumps things up to a more standard 600 x 900. The photos pretty much parallel the video scenes from start to finish, although I did notice that there are some solo shots of the girls that might not be emphasized very much in the video footage. There is also a link at the bottom of the page to download the full pic set in a zip file, so that's cool.

The scenes at all pretty much follow the same pattern. Captain Stabbin and his crew journey ashore to comb the beaches and seaside clubs for "tourist" babes that they then try to convince to come out on their boat with them. After sweet talking them on board, they use more cajoling to get the babes to strip down to their (often incredibly skimpy) bikinis and finally to get totally naked. At this point, Stabbin usually whips out his captain's log and the girls go pretty eagerly to work on it with their mouths. Hey, not bad for an old fart (hehe). After some solo sucking, one of the younger crewmen steps in and gets his dick sucked along with The Cap, then they both double-team the chick in pussy and mouth. Sometimes, Captain Stabbin fires his cum cannon onto the babe's face at this point, leaving the rest of the pussy fucking and all of the anal action to his first (or second) mate. Other times, he hangs in there for the duration of the scene and both of the guys get to pillage and plunder the girl's poop deck. Either way, after plastering her face with more cum to end the scene, the guys "trick" the hottie du jour into jumping into the water for a swim, at which point the good Captain tosses her a life preserver and the boat motors away, leaving the chick cursing the guys out for having "used" her like that.

There are currently 255 girls available to check out. They're all young (18 to early 20's) and pretty hot (some more so than others). Some of the chicks have tight bodies, others are a little chunky (you know, that cute babyfat look). I only saw a few chicks I recognized from other sites; for the most part these girls look like first-time amateurs (as they should for this type of site). It always makes me wonder where these sites find all these young little hotties willing to get fucked in the ass by old guys. Oh yea, I forgot, the local beach and marina is full of them (hehe). Anyhow, there's a good variety of amateur girls here and I don't think you'll be disappointed looks-wise when you check out the models. Also, despite their non-pro stature, the girls here have no problem servicing all the dicks thrown their way and then taking messy facials like born sluts. If you like seeing sexy girl-next-door types sucking dick and taking it in the ass, you'll enjoy this stuff a lot.

Let's talk bonus content. Your membership to Captain Stabbin, gives you access to the members areas of all of the websites included in the Reality Kings network. This encompasses quite a few members areas including such sites as Big Naturals, First Time Auditons, Mike's Apartment, In The VIP, Cum Fiesta, Street Blowjobs, We Live Together, and more. All of the preceding sites have been reviewed here at QAP and they all have full members areas, are updated often, and include both pictures and videos for your viewing pleasure. In addition to the bonus network sites, you get access to various video feeds and house cams (Voyeur Dorm, etc.) and the Reality Kings guys also provide a whopping 20 hours of live webcam shows a week performed by 4 of the girls from We Live Together and MILF Next Door.

Bottom Line
I enjoyed the members area quite a bit. Maybe I just enjoy seeing young girls slobbing the knob of a toothless old dude and then getting fucked in the ass, but when you think about it, who the hell doesn't? Seriously though, if you're a fan of the reality genre and have a fondness for any of the fetishes here (anal, older guy/younger girl, outdoor stuff), I think you'll be very pleased with the content here. The girls are cute and sexy girl-next-door types, the content quality is good (although the pics are too small, the videos look nice), and the sex is hot (these chicks really know how to take an ass-banging. On top of the merits of this site in particular, you also get access to all of the Reality Kings members areas, which is a really great bargain at $24.95/month. It's a shame that the Captain doesn't seem to be regularly updating his site any longer, but he's got quite a large archive here already. Whether you join for Captain Stabbin's content alone, or if you just want access to a whole slew of quality reality sites, Realiyt Kings is definitely the way to go.
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