Boy Girl Bang

Primary Category: Reality

Price: $29.95/month (recurring); $59.95 for 90 days
Updates: Weekly
Reviewed On: March 5, 2005 by Oz

Content Quality: 17/20
Content Quantity: 7/10
Content Variety: 8/10
Updates: 7/10
Surfability: 9/10

Members Area Ads: 5/5
Interaction: 0/5
Originality: 5/5
Value: 7/10
Overall Impression: 13/15

Score: 78, BRONZE

Quick Facts
- Archive of unique and highly entertaining reality content
- Episodes are very lengthy
- Easy navigation
- Phoebe is hilarious

- Unable to access all available episodes when you first join
- Pics are vidcaps

Members Area Content as of March 5, 2005:
Boy Girl Bang Vids: 28 full videos (split into multiple clips)
Boy Girl Bang Vidcaps: 28 episodes for a total of 28 vidcap galleries
Other Content: Picture archive with 80,000 pics in 70 categories, MPEG movies starring some well-known pornstars, live cam sites, over 4,000 erotic stories, and access to KSEX Radio

Boy Girl Bang Review

Boy Girl Bang is a unique reality site focusing on horny loser guys getting laid by hot amateur babes. Although this in and of itself isn't mind-blowingly out of the ordinary (the average guy boning super hotties seems to be a growing trend in the reality site niche), a couple of things set Boy Girl Bang apart: their videos are super long (roughly 60-90 minutes each) and more importantly the hilarious, nearly non-stop banter of the female camera operator, Phoebe, will have you cracking up throughout each clip. Definitely get ready to be entertained.

On the down side, one thing that's kind of annoying about this site is that you don't get access to all of the available episodes when you first join. They have it setup so that when you enter the members area for the first time, you'll get access to only episodes 1 through 28. You then receive access to a new scene every week (a "New Update Box" at the top of the page let's you know when your new episode will be posted). They offer up some rationale behind this method of updates (security reasons, faster downloads, etc.) and the individual episodes are nice and long, but it's still a pretty annoying system IMO. Anyhow, let's take a closer look at the site.

The BoyGirlBang members area is setup in pretty standard reality site format. There are 37 episodes to take a look at here and they're listed six to a page, each one with a few thumbnails and some info about the pic and video content for that particular episode (you can also jump directly to a specific episode via a menu at the top of the page). Once you select an episode, you'll be given a short description of the action by Phoebe and links to download or stream the movie or view the vidcaps. The video download section gives you the option of downloading the video in shorter clips (sometimes these are in WMV and MPG format, other times WMV and Real Media, and sometimes just MPG) or you can download the entire video in a WMV file. The streaming section offers you a choice of low and high speed WMV vids.

Ok, so let's check out the actual videos themselves. As I alluded to earlier, these suckers are pretty lengthy. They all clock in at at least an hour and some are as long as an hour and a half. I'd say about 20-30 minutes of each movie is devoted to the camera chick and the "loser" guy of the day combing the streets for a hot babe they can convince to fuck and suck the dude for cash. There's no actual sex involved here, but this part of the videos is pretty damn entertaining nonetheless, mostly due to the wisecracking Phoebe. It's pretty hilarious to watch her approach total strangers who have no idea what's going on, and proposition them to have sex with one of her dorky pals.

Speaking of the guys, needless to say, these dudes aren't the biggest studs on the planet. And that of course is the main theme of the site: helping losers get laid by hot chicks. Perhaps the funniest (and most pathetic) male performer here is "Tubby" Bob, a 28 year old morbidly obese dude with a 2-inch dick and a voice like Michael Jackson who's still living with his parents. His scene is actually the original Boy Girl Bang episode, and he was so popular they brought him back for a couple of encores later on (each one hilarious BTW). Anyhow, once Phoebe's found a girl for her guy, they retire to Phoebe's apartment for some sucking and fucking action. The chick strips, gives some head, gets her pussy eaten, and gets fucked all while Phoebe continues to film the action and make jokes (typically at the guy's expense). Some of the shit she says is actually laugh out loud funny at times.

Despite the fact that the girls are hot and they're having sex, I'm not sure how much time you'll actually be able to spend jerking off to the videos; they're more entertaining than arousing. As I mentioned, a good part of each episode features Phoebe out on the street chatting it up with prospective babes and even when the action does get started, it's not exactly hot and heavy. A lot of the guys have trouble getting or maintaining an erection, which produces some amusing sequences where they frantically try to beat their flaccid meat to life while Phoebe cracks jokes and rags on them. Tubby Bob blows his load nearly 30 seconds after the girl touches his dick, and another dude makes it through the BJ and sex part of the scene, only to drop his nut butter on his own leg while his fuckbuddy demonstrates her ability to queef on command. In the end, I think you'll probably end up checking out the full videos for pure entertainment, and pick and choose from the smaller clips (which allow you to jump to the hardcore parts of each scene) if you actually want to jerk off.

Quality-wise, the videos look good. The high speed streams and full and individual WMV files all weigh in at around 320 x 240 (or 360 x 240) at 300-350Kbps. The dial-up vids are quite small at around 180 x 120 with very low bit rates of 30-50Kbps. I found most of them to be too pixelated to be enjoyable, so I'd stick with the high speed videos if at all possible. The individual MPEG clips are where you'll find the best quality (and correspondingly higher file sizes). These bad boys look very nice and are definitely watchable at full screen with only minimal pixelation.

Although the focus here is really on videos, Boy Girl Bang has an accompanying set of vidcaps for each episode (these, of course, directly parallel the videos). Although they're just screen captures and not hi-res pics, you do get quite a lot of them in each set (earlier galleries have around 500-800 caps, the more recent scenes boast over 2,000). The caps are nice and large and pretty good quality, but I'd probably recommend using them more to preview the videos than anything else.

Boy Girl Bang offers you a smattering of relatively standard bonus content including a picture archive with 80,000 pics in 70 categories, MPEG movies starring some well-known pornstars, live cam sites, over 4,000 erotic stories, and access to KSEX Radio.

Bottom Line
If you're looking for a unique reality site that offers up just as many laughs as it does lust, then is sure to please. Fans of hot and heavy, passionate hardcore action may be a bit disappointed here if for no other reason than these guys just can't perform like pornstuds, but overall, the quality here is good and the entertainment factor is high. My advice would be to check out some of the trailers Boy Girl Bang offers on its free side; they're very well-done and humorous in their own right and I think will give you a good idea of what you might expect from their content if you become a member.
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